Once there was A Kid Named Bobby who ate birds and he added salt on his dog to stop it from attacking people whenever they get raped. One day, while on the mountains his girlfriend Patty who didn't really have girl parts and only monkey hands wanted to go to candy island to rape hobos who smell. When Patty gave Mojo Jojo the power to grow breasts in order to to distract whales, and chowder from Candy Wife, it
caused Mojo Jojo very much pain. Plus, Chowder also wanted to catch cakes in the ocean
while using fish and a hobo. Chowder caught a mermaid that had no breasts. Instead, she had a gaint mole rat with a huge zit on its forehead. It needed Hibari's Hibird to come by and peck its zit because Ronald Mcdonald ate Dino. Unless the mermaid sang Namiori's theme, but the mermaid's voice sounded like a(n) a handsome young boy named Flapjack who love chickens. One day he felt that it was a big turn on to Naruto because of how he thrusts into a blender and died. So
Kakashi came and kiddnapped Hibari to touch him inappropriately, but Dino didn't approve of this, came and called Team Rocket to take Hibari back. Team Rocket rushed to Kakashi instead and took Kakashi believing that he was the one in which Dino was trying to take for himself. However Hibari knew that if someone just happened to walk by, they would die instantly. So he decided "I will abandon all hopes of ever getting married." then, he went to go see whether or not he can find
the piece of food Allen had forgotten back at the gym battle with the other pokeball that was hanging from his neck. When he took it off,Pedobear jumped out and grabbed him singing to the people sitting by a grandpa. So the people who ate hamburgers became anime characters with big freaking eyes that could be fake fudge balls with cats. So they won't feel like dead babies,instead, like round cornets with juicey cupcakes that explode into tiny birds. The anime characters were copyrighted from
Dark Horse Comics so they got the FBI warning and died due to lung cancer because a spork went though their hair to their brain and literally caused Gobal Warming. This caused Gobal chaos in the whole wide world! Where peace was, but then a lightning bolt strikes and kills Naruto and making him a god of little cute kittens that were almost too cute for dogs. Then they ate chicken ,but imploded because chicken are deadly now. Because of a gaint ant that supports loli Obama!
but the economy did not allow loli Obama to raep Sasuke so Itachi did. The Gaint Konata wanted giant Kagami to sing her the song "Double Lariat"while spining and hopping like a monkey with some leeks in her, but Miku didn't have any spare. So then Miku stole some from Kagami who didn't know until she fell on Konata. Meanwhile, in the land of the destruction and joy, in which the happy fanboys were gay and always followed their leader, Sasuke. Their first mission was to search for Pedobear and take him
to a mudkip. Once there, he told them to douse him in crack and lovely sake until he was drunk. After he got a dose he began to rape a cat that was in heat. Once done Naruto came and smacked the pedo for raping a poor neko. So then Pedobear ran off into a forest filled with giant bunnies and candy trees. On the day the red moon gave birth to Raptor Jesus, time for Itachi to dance up and claim his rightful place as slave. Meanwhile Kagami enjoyed he delicious
of ham. There
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