Three Word Story~

Once there was A Kid Named Bobby who ate birds and he added salt on his dog to stop it from attacking people whenever they get raped. One day, while on the mountains his girlfriend Patty who didn't really have girl parts and only monkey hands wanted to go to candy island to rape hobos who smell. When Patty gave Mojo Jojo the power to grow breasts in order to to distract whales, and chowder from Candy Wife, it
caused Mojo Jojo very much pain. Plus, Chowder also wanted to catch cakes in the ocean
while using fish and a hobo. Chowder caught a mermaid that had no breasts. Instead, she had a gaint mole rat with a huge zit on its forehead. It needed Hibari's Hibird to come by and peck its zit because Ronald Mcdonald ate Dino. Unless the mermaid sang Namiori's theme, but the mermaid's voice sounded like a(n) a handsome young boy named Flapjack who love chickens. One day he felt that it was a big turn on to Naruto because of how he thrusts into a blender